Well, there wasn’t anything to be done about it, certainly not anything easy, but as you might imagine I’m not having my daughter growing up thinking girls don’t get to be the hero and rescue their little brothers.
This isn’t particularly user-friendly; you’ll need to download the Dolphin emulator and find a Windwaker .GCM, the Gamecube disk image with this SHA-1 hash:
and then you’ll need to figure out how to use xdelta3 to apply a binary patch to that image.
When you’re done the resulting disk image will have the following SHA-1 hash:
… and all the dialog will now refer to Link as a young woman, rather than as a young man.”